****** As Published in RVA Mag ****** Much like the plot of every M. Night Shyamalan film since The Village, the R-Words are full of holes. Blame has been hurled at every Washington coach, owner, player, and manager. Some even believe there is an evil hex on the team. I know, ridiculous, right? A curse on the team. How … Continue reading Tail of the Tape Worm
A Chance to Say Goodbye is All We Want for X-Mas
****** As Published in RVA Mag ****** X-Mas has come early, R-Words fans. We typically have to wait until January for the off-season, the real football season for the R-Words, to start. This year, the off-season is in full swing as R-Words fans are adorning their X-Mas trees with X-Mas lights. Washington fans everywhere are waking up from hibernation, their cryogenic sleep … Continue reading A Chance to Say Goodbye is All We Want for X-Mas
The Fall of RGIII
****** As Published in RVA Mag ****** What a ride, R-Words. The benching of RGIII signals the end of the roller coaster, a sudden stop that jolts our upper bodies forward over the waist harness. Our hair is frazzled, our eyes are wide, and we left our stomachs at the top of one of those drops behind … Continue reading The Fall of RGIII
Griffin Gets New R-Word Name: Sitting Duck
**** As published in RVA Mag **** [WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] The term "bye week" evidently originated in cricket. It's a moment in the game where the "batsman," which is the name I think Batman must go by in England, can … Continue reading Griffin Gets New R-Word Name: Sitting Duck
Griffin Peacocks, Lays Egg
***** As published in RVA Mag ***** [WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] R-Words players in suits filed onto the two team buses in the Minneapolis morning chill. Police squad cars bracketed the proud caravan escorting the Burgundy and Gold to their next … Continue reading Griffin Peacocks, Lays Egg
Verily, Verily, Griffin Will Return
"He won't eat his dinner," Tanya Snyder said to her husband, Dan, as he walked into the Snyder manor front door. "How was he with his tutors?" Dan asked, pushing his glasses up onto his nose and crossing his arms. Tanya's head tilted toward Dan, her eyes staring at him bleakly. Apparently, it hadn't gone … Continue reading Verily, Verily, Griffin Will Return
Hell to the R-Words
***As published in RVA Mag*** [WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] Kirk Cousins walked a little slower than normal into the R-Words facility, his head bouncing back and forth from one side of his chest to the other. On his way in, he kicked … Continue reading Hell to the R-Words
