[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] Extra large R-Words defensive tackle, Chris Baker, stood pat. He had done his job, caused pressure to the quarterback, and now was awaiting the result of Nick Foles' downfield pass. It was the beginning of the … Continue reading Kirk to Bridge: I’m the Captain Now
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] "Baylor statue, these clock hands are huge!" said Robert. Everyone knows RGIII always says, "Baylor statue," when he's frustrated, so no one below flinched. Granted, they were hundreds of feet below. No one probably heard the 2012 … Continue reading Griffin Attempts to Turn Clock Back, Hurts Self Again
[WARNING: I will continue to use the term, "R-Words," throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore]"Well, he promised he would take care of me."Everyone in the circle nods and mhm's. "I don't know. He was just so charming. There were times when he made me really happy."Mhm."I think I'm breaking free … Continue reading Griffin Dips Beak in New Offense, Drowns
[WARNING: I will be using the term "R-Words" throughout this article because I have no idea what's right anymore] I have been an R-Words fan my entire life. My father before me loved the R-Words. My older brother during me loves the R-Words. My son after me will love the R-Words. And my daughter will … Continue reading Griffin Must Carry Team on Back, in Talons
We here at the The Jongle are hot on the trail of what the world is saying in response to our ground-breaking article, "Say No to Marital Sex." Our interns are constantly sending out google searches that include the words: "sex," "marriage," "every day," "erry day," and "coitus." When CEO, Jon Allison, pays his daily morale-lifting … Continue reading Say No to Marital Sex: What the People Are Saying
Public opinion on Newt Gingrich's moon base plan has varied, at least among all non-geeks (ie, dorks). Some say it was classic pandering, as it was proposed just before the Florida primary, an effort to gain votes in a state full of former NASA em...
I resonate whole-heartedly with Mike Greenberg. We fans are treated terribly by the sports we love and all we do is take it. How do we get these billionaires to listen? Mike Golic makes a practical argument: choke out their money source and they'l...